I don't think my hamster likes this arctic vortex. It's scared stiff. Or frozen. We better go back inside. I should have worn gloves. Getting hart too tyyyyppp

Mav'rique

I think a good name for a hamster is "Maverick." If that's a little too western for you, you could spell it "Mav'rique."

Impostor?

Question to the Vet: My hamster was gone a while, and when it came back, it was acting a little strange. How can I tell whether my hamster is real or an impostor?

Vet Answer: If it has longer tail, rounder ears, and pointier nose, it might be mouse impostor. You can also just ask for its ID.

Chin Implants

Call to the vet: I was watching a show about chin implants the other day, and I wanted to know whether I can get them for my hamster.

Vet: Is the hamster doing it make itself happy or to please other people? That's the real question.

Ghost Hamster

This song freaks out my hamster.

Need lyrics for a song

My hamster wants to learn this song. If you know where I can find the lyrics online, please let me know.

Sweaty Hamster

Question to the vet: It's been so hot lately... Do hamsters sweat? If so, what does a sweaty hamster look like?

Vet: The first thing you'll notice is the odor. Next, you'll see that the pits on their t-shirt are wet.