Call to the Vet:
I'm thinking of braiding my hamster's whiskers for an upcoming 60's music festival. What kind of braid do you think would work best?
Receptionist: I'd think French braid, but I'll let the vet explain the instructions to you.
Vet's Answer: The first thing you have to do is get some Rogaine and put it on the hamster's whiskers to grow them really long. Then they can drag them on the ground and get that greasy stuff. Then you can make a handlebar mustache. Do that, because they don't like braided whiskers. They do like it if you braid the hair on their tail, though.
Wednesday, May 11, 2011
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