Online Dating

Call to the Vet: I would like to help my hamster find a spouse. Can you recommend the best online dating site?

Vet's answer: Be very careful on those sites. Hamsters aren't monogamous, and they carry diseases. You also have to watch out for online predators like snakes and eagles.

I don't think my hamster likes this arctic vortex. It's scared stiff. Or frozen. We better go back inside. I should have worn gloves. Getting hart too tyyyyppp