Monday, March 2, 2009

Hamster gone wild

Call to vet: My hamster went ferrel for a couple of months, and now it's out of control. How can I keep it from charging?

Receptionist: You can't. It'll probably attack you and may end up killing you. I'll get the vet.

Vet: Take away it's credit card! Bud-ump-bump!

2 comments:

debbc said...

This is such a serious concern for so many pet owners. Issues need to be addressed here!!! I don't understand why we don't have a presidential task force on this important issue?

Mark Shevy said...

Maybe if the White House had a first hamster instead of a first dog, this lack of awareness would come to the surface.